Suicide

It's not very often that we face a foe that makes us stop nor have we faced one that has caused us to cry. We tend to devour our meals with impunity, and the little prayers left to stand in our way are extinguished, this is possibly where the prayers are being recited by the most devoted.

Oli, Anthony, Meat, Mike, Bj, and myself made our way to Downtown Long Beach, which to my amazement is far more spectacular and cleaner than "uptown" Long Beach. I felt a bit of a comfortable atmosphere rather than being in an atmosphere which one word can lead you down to your grave. Alondra's Hot Wings was no different, it had a very cozy, comfortable, atmosphere which made are meal feel far longer. The walls were decorated with all that pertained to the Mob from pictures to articles, leaving you with a mild impression of authenticity.

We were told that this place was the creators of spicy hot wings and those rumors did not disappoint. Anthony, Meat, and I decided to take the 2nd to the spiciest while Bj went for the Atomic, meaning he had to sign the "waiver", Oli had Honey BBQ and Mike had a delicious pizza which we all shared. As soon as the wings came out you could smell the spicy's that were put on, it was as if Satan himself had ejaculated onto a chicken that he himself had forged. As soon as we dug into those wings, we were put into a state of agony. Tears began to drop my eyes after the 3rd one and Bj's tears were flaring out, or how the manager had described it, "jumped out". It was hysterical yet painful. Anthony was the only one who finished the Suicide, and Bj only went through 2, the latter still having meat. After going through the blazing wings, we decided to cool our tongues off with Deep fried twinkies which did not dissapoint.

Once we left Long Beach, we made our way back to home and stopped by at Oli's house. From here, Bj, Ant, Oli, and Meat rubbed Bengay on their balls and the results should be obvious. The reactions were priceless and thankfully, we were able to record it, so expect them up on Anything You Synthesize, the link can be taken from my page.